No Tengo Alma

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aobas-donut-hole:

surelickholmes:

This isnt even a BL anime what the fuck

Unmute this immediately

narrator: “now what we got in this scene is, uh, the delinquent is rowing them around and expects payment in the form of the wimpy kid’s popsicle, which already has enough subtext, but then the wimpy kid is like ‘god no homo i’ll just give you the tip’ and this motherfucker, dang, he like deep throats it in one shot like omg, and that’s when the fucking wimpy kid is like ‘this slutty catholic boy just gave me a case of the gay’”

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brutus-red-xiii:

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iconuk01:

I assume this is a reference to some much loved American children’s book series, because this is just insane without context.

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furryscruffynuggle:

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smalldickthatturnmeon:

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cockey:

François Sagat…, White’s 👊🏼👊🏼💨💨

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woofather40:

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crazyintheeast:

southernbitchface:

virginiaisforhaters:

princesscas:

If you told me that in 2019 the government would have been shutdown for over 20 days because of the wall funding AND that Clemson not only won the Championship BUT the President of the United States would serve them McDonalds, Wendys. Burger King and Pizza Hut…I would not have believed you. Its straight up, like an article from theonion

Imagine winning the championship and you’re invited to the white house only to walk into the room to find cold fast food had been served. I mean COME ON 

They’ve got fine china and this poor guy is struggling to pick up a piece of pizza with…tongs. THEY DIDN’T EVEN TAKE ANYTHING OUT OF THE BOX 

At the same time this is sad, disrespectful and trashy but like…I find it hilarious that this even happened. 

EDIT: I CAN’T BREATHE THEY PUT THE PACKETS OF SAUCES IN THESE FANCY DISHES 

his big brag for this one was he “paid for all the food himself” because the white house cooks are furloughed (because of him you know) but are you telling me that this dude who is supposedly a billionaire couldnt afford to pay a few chefs for the night? my dude that is fucked 

Is The Onion still in business because the world is one major shitpost already. What are they gonna do? Write real news?

I mean John Oliver went from the Daily Show where he made fun of the news to become pretty much the only investigative journalist on mainstream TV so I wouldn’t be surprise if the Onion starts posting real well researched news stories soon

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